Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megatherium? Funny megatherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-16T18:54:01+00:00

They‘re fantastique! They are so cute and they are op!!! I killed an alpha Rex with my buffed ones (I have a high level breeding pair) If u don’t have them high level don’t Risk them dying they are too wholesome for death!

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2018-06-11T23:18:12+00:00

Find a yellow one and name it Sid

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-08-28T22:48:12+00:00

big fluff balls... I love it already.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-10-02T06:53:05+00:00

Your gacha is evolving....!

W o r d s

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-30T00:32:51+00:00

He protec

He attac

But most importantly… he on crack

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-18T01:45:12+00:00

Thanks Capp00-man-bear-pig😊 I have to put this here to submit this tip🤦🏽‍♀️

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-25T00:27:57+00:00

These are basically chalicos who bought a fur coat and over ate on big mac's and chipo's. They just look so fat...

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-21T01:50:41+00:00

These slap harder than my ex

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-02T15:05:09+00:00

Picture turns it into a gorilla horse.

Game turns it into an angry dad.

Tame turns it into catapult.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2018-11-03T05:06:18+00:00

Oml the amount of times the cheese dj has talked about the megatherium is more money I spend on taxes every 6 years

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-07-18T03:46:50+00:00

Is this a giant capybara?

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-24T14:24:10+00:00

Bugs die big sloth HEY STOP YOU WOUNT LIKE ME WHEN I AM ANGRy HALK SmASH

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-07-02T23:07:52+00:00

You remember Sid from Ice Age? This is his big brother, Sat.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-08-25T12:27:56+00:00

So basically the thing was killing all my dinos I went to check it out bro it was killing everyone then this croc came and destroyed him

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-24T19:24:07+00:00

Megatherium:

Insect:

Megatherium: TRIGGERED

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-04T05:30:59+00:00

You know... These things are strong but wild ones on extinction are horrible. I was tameing the illusive male tek stego had an iguanadon and a phiomia. This thing apperently killed one of the many bugs... And oh my god I've had a grudge ever since

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-21T16:11:20+00:00

If its enraged just bola your friend and run that thing does giga damage when its angry if it's a high level

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-13T06:42:29+00:00

Nah fack this guy I’ve trapped 4 of them and guarded him with a lvl 120 Rex 119 carno and 2 lvl 55 raptors and just one pack of Hyaenodons came in and killed them all I’m done I’ve done this four times and the stupid thing is that the Hyaenodons are no larger then lvl 45s this is dumb

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2017-05-31T06:31:58+00:00

BOOM lights blow out the queen bee comes out of the nest but never returns so the drones come out little to there surprise... A GIANT SLOUCHY BEAR IS ATTACKING THE NEST... hours later it happend again because the hive reaspawned...

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-07-11T19:55:46+00:00

Ive been searching for megatheiriums for a while on mobile little did i know...... they were only in dungeons.. thanks for tricking me chalicos......