You: hey what’s that?

Megatherium: I see it! Its a bug!! (Attack attack attack)

You: I was talking about you, I like your red aura, I’m gonna tame you.

ARK: You have been killed my level 55 Megatherium

Is this a cow version of king Kong?

I got in its way and then I was on Ragnarok

Why in mobile cool dinos only found in dungeon :(

Now I know where my scorpion went

Me: sees a megatherium

Me: Hey u over there take some chitin to make some op chitin armour

Random player: OmG ThX So MuCh

Random player: Oh I’m not on the right lvl

Megatherium: AYO THATS MINE IMA GO GAS GAS GAS RNNN 😡

Random player was killed by a megatherium lvl 10

These guys killed Terry, man. I built camp by some and then found out about their anger towards bugs. Lost the will to live for awhile. I miss you terry.

Megatheriums were types of ground sloths that were bigger than elephants, they were 7 meters tall and unlike normal sloths, it was too big to climb trees, hence the name ground sloth, hope you enjoyed the lesson.

It's the punch monkey from the croods

These are my favorite Dino’s do you agree

The literal 1punch monky✊🏼👍🏼

Me: Don't worry it's a sloth it won't attack you

Noob friend: Oh ok *punches it*

That day my friend became a different person. If your a noon don't let your tribemates fool you :D

first of all WHY DOES THESE MEGATHERIAM EAT MEAT! it took me 2 long rag night to get this guy tamed up by berry. THE flip this guys face says I EAT BERRYS BUT INSTEAD HE LIKES MEAT MORE THAN BERRYS!!!!!!

Me:just a normal day in ark. Meth sloth:housekeeping fluff pillow time for your death.

Was feeling gud

Tried soloing broodmother with it and yuty and daedon

-rip Sid (the sloth)

-rip Tyranny chicken (yuty)

-rip Better-on-Grill (Daedon)

I got a female hot pink one of these and named her “Tony The Destroyer”

I have no regrets

Ark mobile: has megatherium saddle

Me: cant find megatherium

Ark mobile: <0_<0

Megatherium: kills a bug

broodmother has left the chat

Will slap you