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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I have no words for this asitrick indorapter since we should probably name…

I have no words for this asitrick indorapter since we should probably name Ark, Jurassic World evolved it just added the dang IndominusRex
More Megaraptor Funny Tips
Mommy look the puppy is running at us
This thing a deinonychus on steroids the little kids: Oooooooooooo what this cute little puppy
MegaRaptor:do I look like a god dang pup to u *Growls*
Kid::*pulls out pokiball
MegaRaptor:Dashes away like never before*
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This already has a pic and it's not even in the game yet... meanwhile the rubble bear........
Try hitting it with a stick if it goes down good, if it doesnt well you know the rest from there
Announcer - "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. All 150,000 people who showed up here to se America's latest invention welcome. Now would you like to see it!?" The audience - "Yeah!" Announcer - "ok 3.....2.....1..... here it issssssssswhere is it. Bobby!" Bobby - "oh the Megaraptor he took 2 assault rifles and left....... meanwhile the prisedent - "No no no NO PLEASE NOOOO!!!." megaraptor - "with me in charge America's will be great again." BANG!!! Megaraptor - "AMERICAAAAAA!!!!!."
Hmmm yes it is indeed a raptor of mega standards
Ark creating this thing
Ark dev: letβs make a new dinosaurs
Dev assistant: what about a indoraptor type dinosaur
Ark dev: :0 great idea you get a raise
Dev assistant: it could be like the megelo
Ark dev: yes but letβs make it still good in day
Dev assistant: .. ok
Ark dev: letβs give it the size of an allo
Dev assistant: ok
Ark dev: letβs give it the damage of a Rex health of a Rex and speed of a raptor
Dev assistant: um really
Ark dev: shut up no more raise
Ark dev: letβs make the taming process killing them and making a sword to tame them
Dev assistant: no
Ark dev: your fierd
That's no raptor, that's a darn Rex stuck on Halloween.
Roses are red π₯
Violets are blue π¦
βitβs not a stealth creatureβ
But itβs right behind u
This is going to ruin pvp isn't it..