Mommy look the puppy is running at us

Announcer - "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. All 150,000 people who showed up here to se America's latest invention welcome. Now would you like to see it!?" The audience - "Yeah!" Announcer - "ok 3.....2.....1..... here it issssssssswhere is it. Bobby!" Bobby - "oh the Megaraptor he took 2 assault rifles and left....... meanwhile the prisedent - "No no no NO PLEASE NOOOO!!!." megaraptor - "with me in charge America's will be great again." BANG!!! Megaraptor - "AMERICAAAAAA!!!!!."

Try hitting it with a stick if it goes down good, if it doesnt well you know the rest from there

Hmmm yes it is indeed a raptor of mega standards

That's no raptor, that's a darn Rex stuck on Halloween.

Ark creating this thing

Ark dev: let’s make a new dinosaurs

Dev assistant: what about a indoraptor type dinosaur

Ark dev: :0 great idea you get a raise

Dev assistant: it could be like the megelo

Ark dev: yes but let’s make it still good in day

Dev assistant: .. ok

Ark dev: let’s give it the size of an allo

Dev assistant: ok

Ark dev: let’s give it the damage of a Rex health of a Rex and speed of a raptor

Dev assistant: um really

Ark dev: shut up no more raise

Ark dev: let’s make the taming process killing them and making a sword to tame them

Dev assistant: no

Ark dev: your fierd

Wow looks like it's the tickle chicken turned to the dark side. Makes pvp even better☠️

This is going to ruin pvp isn't it..

It’s like a raptor, but mega

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