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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Announcer - "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. All 150,000 people who…

Announcer - "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. All 150,000 people who showed up here to se America's latest invention welcome. Now would you like to see it!?" The audience - "Yeah!" Announcer - "ok 3.....2.....1..... here it issssssssswhere is it. Bobby!" Bobby - "oh the Megaraptor he took 2 assault rifles and left....... meanwhile the prisedent - "No no no NO PLEASE NOOOO!!!." megaraptor - "with me in charge America's will be great again." BANG!!! Megaraptor - "AMERICAAAAAA!!!!!."
More Megaraptor Funny Tips
Ark dev 1:hmmmmmmm...we need something that makes the carno look like amiddle aged bull with brokenhorns and broken toes...
Mejungosaurus from the depths of the "unused" bin:HEY?HEY?GUYS?IM DOWN HERE
Ark dev 2:do you hear something?
Ark dev 1:Just wind...I wonder...
Ark dev 3:how about megaraptor?it have got a lot of attention in the dinosaur lovers community lately
Ark gods:perfect
Ark creating this thing
Ark dev: let’s make a new dinosaurs
Dev assistant: what about a indoraptor type dinosaur
Ark dev: :0 great idea you get a raise
Dev assistant: it could be like the megelo
Ark dev: yes but let’s make it still good in day
Dev assistant: .. ok
Ark dev: let’s give it the size of an allo
Dev assistant: ok
Ark dev: let’s give it the damage of a Rex health of a Rex and speed of a raptor
Dev assistant: um really
Ark dev: shut up no more raise
Ark dev: let’s make the taming process killing them and making a sword to tame them
Dev assistant: no
Ark dev: your fierd