What are some funny jokes or stories about the megapithecus? Funny megapithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
My brother. Esa.
Hi I’m this guys dad and why are you guys killing him. He is the only one that has a job
Harambe found the steroids…
Haabjks avihabjha abjlanjkjbak
Use small monkey to kill this big monkey make sure the small monkey are lvl 10000000000000000 or above
When u don’t use gorilla glue 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Behold! The almighty M O N K E
More words?
This animal is a real albino king Kong
Yeti on steroids
Am I the only one who thinks King Louie sounds like Louie Armstrong?
Hmm mr mankey I will tame you. Me tries to tame and fails then after 24 hours of non stop work I find out it is untameable
Ya no I see it and I shout HELL NO
This guy is SO cute I am level 100 I can take him!
Never mind I’m dead.
Don’t tame you dead don’t do it👿😡
You hit a meso than his big brother the yeti will show up you hit a yeti and this guy will kill your army of gigas
Me force tames megapithicus
Finds a gigantopithicus
Finds a mesopithicus
Tames meso and giganto
Paints them black.....
Baby Kong
Adolescent Kong
Big boi Kong
Friend: leaves server
Deletes ark
OOOOFFF
Big monkey go boom boom
What happened to you buddy.I mean on your shoulder
It is like mesopithecus’s big brother megapithecus.
The gorilla from rampage found its wat into ark
This thicc boi ripped my bird in half