Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the meganeura? Funny meganeura jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey there man looking how to tame a mosquito :-)
Who agrees these should just be banned from ark like can you even tame one I have never tried cause they always try to kill meโ ๏ธ
One of the bloody things killed my carno i just tamed
Meganeura: you take everything from me
Wildcart; i don't frick know who the heck are you mother father now get out off my office before i use ant-Rhyniognatha bug on you
Me. Mom can I get a pet
Mom. Ok just go in the garden
Me. Ok
Me. Omg ๐ฑ so many BUGS AAAAAAAAAAA
Why is blue flying thats sus!?!?!?
๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ต ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฌ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ฆ why ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ธ๐ฉ๐บ ๐ฅบ ๐'๐ฎ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ง๐ง ๐ญ๐ญ
EVERY TIME I SEE ONE MY GAME LAGS,CRASHES OR TURNS OFF
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I donโt know what is wrong my phone just hates these things
PS if you are wondering how my phone turns off itโs because I turn it off because I know what is about to happen
These stupid overgrown dragonflies will be literally everywhere early game but the second you unlock the ptera or argy saddle they disappear, and the same for the ants
Hey guys play Ark everyday U know why? You will die if U try to study.
Iโll show U now.
You study => You pass
You pass => You get happy
You get happy => You play
You play => You sick
You sick => You die.
So donโt study guyz๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Redwood trees are red,
The sky is blue,
I come back and my dodo is dead,
And I kill everything In my sight and found out
She died of hunger,
So I did the most heroic thing I could think of
And ate my poop and jumped in the mossy green,
And my dodo woke up,
And I screamed at the dang screen๐ค๐ ๐ก๐คฌ๐ฅ
MY GIGA STEPS ON IT all those killed messages
Soooo annoying when I first started 50 of them surrounded me is some one haking or is this normal.
Kill it with fists thatโs for level 384463746463645992627394040219271727383828!
These guys suck I went near them and they said you have entered a dangerous area Dangerous area, Ha I beat them with my stone pick๐
Gee canโt wait to steal a ice wyvern egg-oh no Iโm being swarmed this is even worse than 1000 ice wyverns attacking me
Bug bug bug bug bug I bug bug bug bugs
This shows up if you type in โDragonflyโ
๐-Moon
They are called f##kobugs 100% correct
These things are complete poop Thankyou for your time