What are some funny jokes or stories about the meganeura? Funny meganeura jokes submitted by ARK players.
eat organic polymer and they will come to you
This is what I called a, “Baby helicopter” when I was 7. I still cringe now…
They love corpses and they hate you.
IT’S A ME, DRAGOON FLY
My first encounter with one of these was when I was a very VERY low level. It began flying towards me and I was like “sup droogen fly”,
And it looked so innocent but the next thing I know I am being swarmed
Definitely needs a platform saddle wildcard.
Look it's a Raptor! Look it's a Triceratops! Look it's a... bug.
I LOST MY BUG SPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: kills a dino with sword
meganeura: wtf you doing man get out the way I need to do my job
meganeura: comes in pack of 3 and starts beating the sh*t out of me
Kill a sarco die to a meganeura lol
Only THE MOST annoying thing in the game for early players!!
Best enemy of a giga, you can't even run!
A great source of protein.
Don’t ever bring a diplodocus to a fight with this guy it gets inside its body so it can’t be hit and it starts sucking it’s blood so I see in chat (your lvl 27 Mike (diplodocus) was killed by lvl 7 bug)
ForceTame a swarm of them and name them after every curse word you know
Me: what is that please not again
Me: trying to get my stuff back after dying
Pete: I can help
Pete again:ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I thought it was the Silo
So once I was in the forest (I was new) and this came over to me while I was riding a trike and I thought oh how cute...
It bit me, so I attacked back and my trike killed it but then... FROM OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE 20 MORE CAME, so I just gapped it on my trike, it's good they don't chase you for too long.
DON’T BUG ME!!! Sorry got no friends 🤷♂️🤦♂️ 😕
Me: *kills something and harvests the corpse*
Meganeura: And I took that personally.
I hate these things thank you
There’s a type of food that’s rare, but can tame anything even this bug
it’s called forcetame