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What are some funny jokes or stories about the meganeura? Funny meganeura jokes submitted by ARK players.
eat organic polymer and they will come to you
Kill it with fists thatβs for level 384463746463645992627394040219271727383828!
Definitely needs a platform saddle wildcard.
I hate these things thank you
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My first encounter with one of these was when I was a very VERY low level. It began flying towards me and I was like βsup droogen flyβ,
And it looked so innocent but the next thing I know I am being swarmed
And it looked so innocent but the next thing I know I am being swarmed
Look it's a Raptor! Look it's a Triceratops! Look it's a... bug.
Kill a sarco die to a meganeura lol
I LOST MY BUG SPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill this with a sniper and your a god
Only THE MOST annoying thing in the game for early players!!
Best enemy of a giga, you can't even run!
A great source of protein.
ForceTame a swarm of them and name them after every curse word you know
So once I was in the forest (I was new) and this came over to me while I was riding a trike and I thought oh how cute...
It bit me, so I attacked back and my trike killed it but then... FROM OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE 20 MORE CAME, so I just gapped it on my trike, it's good they don't chase you for too long.
It bit me, so I attacked back and my trike killed it but then... FROM OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE 20 MORE CAME, so I just gapped it on my trike, it's good they don't chase you for too long.
These bugs scare the shit outta me
Run away.... if you watch them youβll lose them because of how buggy they are itβs ridiculous
Ah yes, donβt we all love these super annoying untameable creatures that literally serve no purpose over than to be annoying?
These guys are like the cops on ark if you murder a dino they go after you
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it is your nightmare fuel!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN KILL U IN 3 SECCONDS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN KILL U IN 3 SECCONDS