I love how wildcard put the meganeura in every single map except scorched earth. WHY DID THEY THINK “Oh, a map that is supposed to be extremely hot. Let’s make a new bug called the jug bug and put all the bugs in the map, except the meganeura.”

Easy to kill just annoying all you need is any thing

so first time I saw these I was like “yo, it’s a tubby dragon fly!” Then, I walk over to it & I’m like “hey, big chungus!” and it’s like offended now so it calls 600 of its buddies &… long story short I’m now looking for my stuff…

At least megeneara still live anymore because I am terrified of dragonflies

Soon annoying when I started there was like 50 of them scrounging me is this a hak

A Sarco’s worst nightmare they fly theysmall they annoying

Haha bug go buzz buzz buzz buzz

Once I got a fabricator I made an assault rifle and root gear than got in a fight with a spike and one of these and did to these obaminations (it however you spell it)

I see these things all the time and when I hear their obnoxious buzz I just shoot them with a crossbow.

You can’t hide from me. I know your every move. Don’t try to run. I will take your giga..-Megan the Meganeura

These things suck so much. (-train a Trike

-get flung off a cliff

-almost die

-get swormed by these abominations.)

“Mom, can we get dragonfly’s?”

“No we have dragonfly’s at home”

Dragonfly’s at home:

Griffinfly the movie, coming to your base soon. (Better lock your windows)

They love corpses and they hate you.

IT’S A ME, DRAGOON FLY

There’s a type of food that’s rare, but can tame anything even this bug

it’s called forcetame

𝘞𝘛𝘍 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘢𝘳 😖😖😖😖 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘭𝘷𝘭. 20 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨💪💪💪 𝘩𝘰𝘸?????

I can describe them in 3 words annoying little mfs

Me: looks at the definition and notices it can be used for a ARKetype

Me: is it the simbyote or frog feet

And I think it is simbyote, up if simbyote, don’t up if frog feet.

me kiled a giga on single player hard core brutal dies looks around sees this me hi him WATCH OUT WATCH OUT AND HIS NAME IS JOHHHN CENA respawnes all the way to lvl 9 me smashes ipad in rage

YoUrE iN a DaNgErOuS aReA

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN KILL U IN 3 SECCONDS