Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the meganeura? Funny meganeura jokes submitted by ARK players.
Griffinfly the movie, coming to your base soon. (Better lock your windows)
Haha bug go buzz buzz buzz buzz
They love corpses and they hate you.
ITโS A ME, DRAGOON FLY
YoUrE iN a DaNgErOuS aReA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN KILL U IN 3 SECCONDS
Why is blue flying thats sus!?!?!?
Once I got a fabricator I made an assault rifle and root gear than got in a fight with a spike and one of these and did to these obaminations (it however you spell it)
Thereโs a type of food thatโs rare, but can tame anything even this bug
itโs called forcetame
๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ต'๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ง๐ข๐ข๐ณ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐'๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ท๐ญ. 20 ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ต'๐ด ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ๐ช๐ช๐ช ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ธ?????
๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ต ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฌ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ฆ why ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ธ๐ฉ๐บ ๐ฅบ ๐'๐ฎ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ง๐ง ๐ญ๐ญ
I see these things all the time and when I hear their obnoxious buzz I just shoot them with a crossbow.
These stupid overgrown dragonflies will be literally everywhere early game but the second you unlock the ptera or argy saddle they disappear, and the same for the ants
Hey guys play Ark everyday U know why? You will die if U try to study.
Iโll show U now.
You study => You pass
You pass => You get happy
You get happy => You play
You play => You sick
You sick => You die.
So donโt study guyz๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Redwood trees are red,
The sky is blue,
I come back and my dodo is dead,
And I kill everything In my sight and found out
She died of hunger,
So I did the most heroic thing I could think of
And ate my poop and jumped in the mossy green,
And my dodo woke up,
And I screamed at the dang screen๐ค๐ ๐ก๐คฌ๐ฅ
MY GIGA STEPS ON IT all those killed messages
Soooo annoying when I first started 50 of them surrounded me is some one haking or is this normal.
Me: looks at the definition and notices it can be used for a ARKetype
Me: is it the simbyote or frog feet
And I think it is simbyote, up if simbyote, donโt up if frog feet.
Kill it with fists thatโs for level 384463746463645992627394040219271727383828!
me kiled a giga on single player hard core brutal dies looks around sees this me hi him WATCH OUT WATCH OUT AND HIS NAME IS JOHHHN CENA respawnes all the way to lvl 9 me smashes ipad in rage
These guys suck I went near them and they said you have entered a dangerous area Dangerous area, Ha I beat them with my stone pick๐
Hey there man looking how to tame a mosquito :-)