When my friend tamed one it was very tired when you woke…
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Open the Dododex app on iOS or Android, select a creature, and go to Tips > Submit Tip.
Flying along on my argy when I notice the fluff. I'd seen this fluff before and knew this fluff wasn't like other sheep fluff. This fluff...this fluff is unhappy fluff.
I take the arty to 5 feet about said fluff and pop said fluff with 325% melee. Fluff awakes and proceeded to throw a fluffy tantrum. I laugh and hit fluff again. All of a sudden argy doesn't move. Fluff continues biting the argy. I dismount and run behind angry fluff and shoot 4 rounds of shotgun into fluff. Fluff let's argy go, turns, one hits me into Satan's living room, turns back and continues to eat my thunder chicken.
I responded and grab my wife's angry bird and fly to the scene of disarray. Once more into the fraying ride upon my winged beast. I see my bird of death aka reaper, I see the fluff, I lure the fluff off a cliff with the soft bird named jersey of which my wife rides, and hop back on my 100 health reaper and fly into the sun fearing for our lives.
We no longer go near the fluff. The fluff may roam in peace.
I was going into a caves for artifacts when i heard the nighttime transition music. Great, I thought, the megalosauruses are out. I was careful to make sure that I didn’t accidentally bump into one. I was almost to the artifact when I saw an arthropleura. Those stupid danger noodles are one of my worst nightmares. The going looked pretty easy other than that. That’s when I saw it… a head poked out from behind a rock. “Nope,” I said. “I’m going to die today.” I sat there staring at that megalosaurus, but I wasn’t leaving without the artifact. I stayed right there. All night, sometimes the megalosaurus would wander dangerously close to my hiding place. Finally, she curled up and went to bed. That is, after scaring the living crap out of me all night.
For those of you wondering, no, I didn’t get the artifact. After I’d proved I could keep my head (literally) and be patient, I was ambushed by a sneaky acidic noodle. Remember, always go into the caves in the morning✌️👍