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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megaloceros? Funny megaloceros jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2021-05-13T23:35:33+00:00

I bred my two females, Cherry Pie and Cream Pie, with my breeding male, Blueberry Pie, and one had triplets and the other had a single baby and they were all males XD. I wanted a female dude. I had to kill the other males i only kept two :( I honestly don't care tho because fauns are ugly imao.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2024-04-05T08:22:21+00:00

Literally the most forgettable Dino ever

Like this thing and If reach 2000 likes then I will go fight the brood other at level thirty and if lose then delete ark

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2023-10-13T21:19:30+00:00

He Protec, he attack. The most importantly, he poop as big as butt