Straw wars the turtles fight back

Anyone getting subnatica vibes

You can mount cannons and ballesta on its back in ASA. . .

Does anyone else remember when ark was new out and you could really only play on the island? Now as i look back on that i realise...ARK IS NOT WHAT WHAT OT USED TO BE i mean i totally have not been playing fallout 4 for the past 4 weeks now or anything.

Me turtle 🐢

SAVE THE TURTLESSSSSSSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

Hmm... is there a rumor that a island is a big turtle

Turtle:hey I'm right here in ark

Human (you): walks away

What happened to Oogway

Jesus my man Mikey ate way too much pizza and some how used an dimension rift to get yo ark

We have got normal houses , we have got houses on rafts , now introducing houses on turtles

Me: Let’s go for a swim!

Other tribe:NOPE MEGACHELON USE BUBBLE BEAM!!

Me: (gets a plesiosaur) PLESIOSAURS USE BITE

Game: you successfully defeated the tribe of REVENGE

(High pitched squeal)A BIG TURTLE AND IT CAN BE A ISLAND?NEED IT!

Me: I thought tortoises can't swim

Ark:yes they can

Me:oh ok

Big man blastoise

Me with scuba gear: aight bob, get on!

Bob: k! *no scuba armor *

*drives to bottom of sea*

*sets to wander and aggressive *

Me: have fun Bob!

Bob: NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Use it as an aircraft carrier for your birds

78%.. 87%.. 96%..

*mosa attacks the megachelon*

1%.. 3%..

Me: aaHAHSHHSHSFDJ

So, basically a corbonemys, except bigger?

For the megachelon saddle you need shell fragments (which come from killing megachelons) So imagine wearing your dead homie cousins shell on yo back, seems nice right? D:

It the turtle god the father of the race of carbos