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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megachelon? Funny megachelon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -5 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-10T13:27:52+00:00

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score -5 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-18T15:15:54+00:00

Wyvern roleplay is a good roblox game, so play it.

score -5 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-03T17:59:34+00:00

#savetheturtles lol

Lmao

score -5 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-19T15:22:27+00:00

Who ever decided to do the one "it's the best mount to collect plastic straws." Its not cool dude that's rude and disrespectful 😠

score -6 · Answer 5 · 2019-11-16T13:34:06+00:00

This must be bigger than my mother, is it?

score -8 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-09T18:14:53+00:00

Vicsos be mad proud😀

Sksksksksk

score -8 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-10T22:39:05+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 8 · 2025-07-29T12:12:04+00:00

there are obelisk and obelisk eating turtles turtle mmmmmm obi player wait what?! Turtle nom nom nom tasty turns large

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2025-07-29T12:02:26+00:00

Im a turtle with a house for only carbon if someone attacks the carbos im not happy me:I have a bazokaaaaaaaahhhhhhh gets demolished my sneaky snek bites the turtle as soon I respawn from you know who i beat the overseer noob: ur like me I like your fails

score -8 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-17T21:07:53+00:00

Me ph look it’s a dum turtle everyone else HE HAS A SHELL IMA CALL IT THE ROCK it’s about drive me O-O I have nothing to live for The old turtle ya u dont me shut up the turtle no u I’m the big boi here and I leek these nuts me maybe Santa will get me a book so I can write about how stupid u r the turtle:( everyone else get him boos