The Recipe For Your Funeral.

1) Go In The Water.

2) Find A Bunch Of Those Killer Sea Pancakes.

3) Find Two Megalodons.

4) Make A Party With Them.

5) You're Making JAWS But In The Time Of Dinos

After That, You Shouldn't Set Foot On Land Again. If You Do, I Doubt That You Still Have Feet To Touch The Sand With.

"Two Men Go In Water, Only One Man Come Out Of Water."

- Weirdo Shark Hunter In JAWS