What are some funny jokes or stories about the mammoth? Funny mammoth jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: knowing much about real life mammoths
This game: WHY ON ARK THEY HAVE FOUR FRIGGIN TUSKS?!?
Me: charging against a single mammoth
Also me: crushed by every other mammoth in the area I hit this guy.
SIDDDD DEIGO!!!.
I am buff many
Now I'm the weakest. At least I am fast.
Real men tame with stim berries and keep it asleep with fist
*Sad Beaver noises.
Big mama I I I I I I I I I I I it needs more words
All you see in the Arctic are giant birds and tasked giants
Oh look kids its a hairy ass dingleberry wait my bad its just a woolysackofnuts
These guys like fighting rexs so yeah avoid getting in a fight
Put a clown mask on him to make him pretty
Put a hat with a clown mask skin on him and he's beautiful
They have a butthole, yeah a butthole.
Somehow one particular mammoth formed a herd alongside some sloth and a sabertooth
I came, I hit, it hit, I die.............
Sooo am I the only one who got a leech stuck on my mammoth :(
My mammoth was better than any beaver than i saw(LOL my mammoth is a high level that can collect wood faster than any beaver i tamed)
Sprayed my hole based paint job off
They look like Titans instead of normal snow elephants! Bc it rowers over everything!!
For those playing Kerbal Space Program:
When you put a command pod, then you get a mammoth thruster
Awsome the game has manny deigo sid and a bunch of side charatures no one remembers the names of. Like the dodicurus
They have a platform saddle on mobile that costs 7 dollars.