Mammoth
Me: knowing much about real life mammoths This game: WHY ON ARK THEY HAVE…

Me: knowing much about real life mammoths

This game: WHY ON ARK THEY HAVE FOUR FRIGGIN TUSKS?!?

Me: charging against a single mammoth

Also me: crushed by every other mammoth in the area I hit this guy.

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When youre taming a high level mammoth suddenly the direwolves decided to "Im 'bout to ruin this man's whole taming effectiveness".

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I picked it up with quetz dropped it on my traibemate and i screamed:"ROOADDD ROLLLERRR DAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

And i dropped it directly on my tribemate

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Felt the controller shaking, so I prepped my spells and drew my sword for the Giants that were sure to come.

Then I realized it was only Ark. The Mammoth's were docile, and there were no Giants...no giants

Hey hey what's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground.

Excuse me but why does a dilo think a mammoth is prey? I've been riding my mammoth to get wood and I saw a dilo attacking my mammoth..

Welp whatever atleast it got one-shot from my mammoth.Feels weird that a dilo thinks something that is bigger than it is prey...🤣