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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mammoth? Funny mammoth jokes submitted by ARK players.
The only Dino to have a butthole
Excuse me but why does a dilo think a mammoth is prey? I've been riding my mammoth to get wood and I saw a dilo attacking my mammoth..
Welp whatever atleast it got one-shot from my mammoth.Feels weird that a dilo thinks something that is bigger than it is prey...π€£
Welp whatever atleast it got one-shot from my mammoth.Feels weird that a dilo thinks something that is bigger than it is prey...π€£
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When youre taming a high level mammoth suddenly the direwolves decided to "Im 'bout to ruin this man's whole taming effectiveness".
A word of advice: Paint that tuft of hair blonde and make it its own wall.
EVERYONE IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED. WE ARE GETTING A MAMMOTH TLC!
I picked it up with quetz dropped it on my traibemate and i screamed:"ROOADDD ROLLLERRR DAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
And i dropped it directly on my tribemate
And i dropped it directly on my tribemate
M a n n y t h e M a m m o t h
Sidddddd!!! Screamed the mammoth. But there was no answer
Felt the controller shaking, so I prepped my spells and drew my sword for the Giants that were sure to come.
Then I realized it was only Ark. The Mammoth's were docile, and there were no Giants...no giants
Then I realized it was only Ark. The Mammoth's were docile, and there were no Giants...no giants
I picked one of these things up with a quetz after I annoyed it and dropped it in the ocean. It came to my base and destroyed a window, 3 chairs, and a large storage box. Who knew giant donkeys with tusks were so destructive?
Hey hey what's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground.
Big mama I I I I I I I I I I I it needs more words
SIDDDD DEIGO!!!.
I am buff many
Now I'm the weakest. At least I am fast.
I am buff many
Now I'm the weakest. At least I am fast.
Why should girls never speak to mammoths.....?
Because there to horny
Because there to horny
itβs just a woolly elephant guys itβs not a dinosaur
This is worthy for a new model. Every single time I tame one I canβt help but notice the mouth on this damn thing. Itβs mouth combined with the basic fur and the current models curvature makes it worthy of a new model.
AND PLEASE GIVE THIS PIECE OF ELEPHANT CRAP MORE BASE WEIGHT! thing canβt carry even 400 a 500 weight. Big creature with a lot of rectifyable flaws.
AND PLEASE GIVE THIS PIECE OF ELEPHANT CRAP MORE BASE WEIGHT! thing canβt carry even 400 a 500 weight. Big creature with a lot of rectifyable flaws.
A sad story of my mammoth running into a spiked wall died really quick...?
Longneck rifles are and tranq darts are for sissyβs real men knock these beastly beasts out with clubs
Put a clown mask on it. They are also really good at collecting wood.