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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mammoth? Funny mammoth jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 906 · Answer 1 · 2016-12-28T00:26:12+00:00

The only Dino to have a butthole

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-28T06:34:33+00:00

fun fact: his/her horns make a heart

score 86 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-08T14:48:45+00:00

Me reading name ideas

Manny

score 178 · Answer 4 · 2017-08-14T23:05:03+00:00

A word of advice: Paint that tuft of hair blonde and make it its own wall.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-05-22T10:04:16+00:00

Uhhhh is no one gonna talk about the fact that u can equip hats on your mammoth-

score 61 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-31T14:08:19+00:00

When youre taming a high level mammoth suddenly the direwolves decided to "Im 'bout to ruin this man's whole taming effectiveness".

score 18 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-25T23:50:49+00:00

I just bred a mammoth,their baby’s have small legs with big heads and horns,and when they walk it is louder than the adults, and they always leave a dust cloud behind

score 148 · Answer 8 · 2017-07-26T09:36:00+00:00

M a n n y t h e M a m m o t h

score 55 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-05T14:55:13+00:00

I picked it up with quetz dropped it on my traibemate and i screamed:"ROOADDD ROLLLERRR DAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

And i dropped it directly on my tribemate

score 15 · Answer 10 · 2021-11-22T15:30:28+00:00

WHY DOSE THE FULL CHART SAY THAT THE QUETZAL CANT CARRY A MAMMOTH I KNOW THAT A QUETZAL VERY MUCH CAN

CARRY A MAMMOTH I DID IT WITH MY QUETZAL LITERALLY 5 MINUTES AGO WITH pretzel da quetzal IT DEFINITELY WORKS

score 13 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-08T06:42:10+00:00

I should tame one

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-05-01T15:59:42+00:00

🎶I, Am a mammoth! Two of us, can hold a hammock! Punch me, you feel my wrath, as my feet go CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! My trunk ‘ll bonk your heaaad! CLUNK! I scare saber teeth! I throw dire bears! I smash dire wolves! Fear me! Two of us,(two of us,) can hold, (can hold,) a hammock!

Crash! Crash! crash! (Crash! Crash! Crash!)🎶

-Eighthop

score 97 · Answer 13 · 2018-01-11T04:54:27+00:00

Felt the controller shaking, so I prepped my spells and drew my sword for the Giants that were sure to come.

Then I realized it was only Ark. The Mammoth's were docile, and there were no Giants...no giants

score 31 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-20T22:35:39+00:00

Excuse me but why does a dilo think a mammoth is prey? I've been riding my mammoth to get wood and I saw a dilo attacking my mammoth..

Welp whatever atleast it got one-shot from my mammoth.Feels weird that a dilo thinks something that is bigger than it is prey...🤣

score 23 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-28T06:17:01+00:00

Before TLC:

Mammoth gets shredded by pack animals because it only focuses on one target

After TLC:

Mammoth gets shredded by pack animals because it only focuses on one target, and forgets it can kill them all in one swoop

score 74 · Answer 16 · 2017-10-15T12:15:07+00:00

Hey hey what's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground.

score 34 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-16T15:31:46+00:00

Sidddddd!!! Screamed the mammoth. But there was no answer

score 28 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-06T21:36:12+00:00

I picked one of these things up with a quetz after I annoyed it and dropped it in the ocean. It came to my base and destroyed a window, 3 chairs, and a large storage box. Who knew giant donkeys with tusks were so destructive?

score 21 · Answer 19 · 2020-09-12T06:34:21+00:00

EVERYONE IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED. WE ARE GETTING A MAMMOTH TLC!

score 58 · Answer 20 · 2017-08-27T16:39:45+00:00

A sad story of my mammoth running into a spiked wall died really quick...?