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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mammoth? Funny mammoth jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 831 · Answer 1 · 2016-12-28T00:26:12+00:00

The only Dino to have a butthole

score 188 · Answer 2 · 2017-08-14T23:05:03+00:00

A word of advice: Paint that tuft of hair blonde and make it its own wall.

score 96 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-08T14:48:45+00:00

Me reading name ideas

Manny

score 76 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-31T14:08:19+00:00

When youre taming a high level mammoth suddenly the direwolves decided to "Im 'bout to ruin this man's whole taming effectiveness".

score 147 · Answer 5 · 2017-07-26T09:36:00+00:00

M a n n y t h e M a m m o t h

score 70 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-05T14:55:13+00:00

I picked it up with quetz dropped it on my traibemate and i screamed:"ROOADDD ROLLLERRR DAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

And i dropped it directly on my tribemate

score 104 · Answer 7 · 2018-01-11T04:54:27+00:00

Felt the controller shaking, so I prepped my spells and drew my sword for the Giants that were sure to come.

Then I realized it was only Ark. The Mammoth's were docile, and there were no Giants...no giants

score 29 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-25T23:50:49+00:00

I just bred a mammoth,their baby’s have small legs with big heads and horns,and when they walk it is louder than the adults, and they always leave a dust cloud behind

score 39 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-20T22:35:39+00:00

Excuse me but why does a dilo think a mammoth is prey? I've been riding my mammoth to get wood and I saw a dilo attacking my mammoth..

Welp whatever atleast it got one-shot from my mammoth.Feels weird that a dilo thinks something that is bigger than it is prey...🤣

score 8 · Answer 10 · 2023-02-08T16:20:53+00:00

Get a mammoth name it Manny get a sabertooths name it Diego get a big sloth name it sid you got urself ice age

score 75 · Answer 11 · 2017-10-15T12:15:07+00:00

Hey hey what's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground.

score 28 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-28T06:17:01+00:00

Before TLC:

Mammoth gets shredded by pack animals because it only focuses on one target

After TLC:

Mammoth gets shredded by pack animals because it only focuses on one target, and forgets it can kill them all in one swoop

score 37 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-16T15:31:46+00:00

Sidddddd!!! Screamed the mammoth. But there was no answer

score 17 · Answer 14 · 2021-11-22T15:30:28+00:00

WHY DOSE THE FULL CHART SAY THAT THE QUETZAL CANT CARRY A MAMMOTH I KNOW THAT A QUETZAL VERY MUCH CAN

CARRY A MAMMOTH I DID IT WITH MY QUETZAL LITERALLY 5 MINUTES AGO WITH pretzel da quetzal IT DEFINITELY WORKS

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-17T20:03:54+00:00

Me:Dude WHY DO YOU HAVE HORNS GROWING OUT OF YOUR OTHER HORNS

score 50 · Answer 16 · 2018-06-10T04:42:04+00:00

This is worthy for a new model. Every single time I tame one I can’t help but notice the mouth on this damn thing. It’s mouth combined with the basic fur and the current models curvature makes it worthy of a new model.

AND PLEASE GIVE THIS PIECE OF ELEPHANT CRAP MORE BASE WEIGHT! thing can’t carry even 400 a 500 weight. Big creature with a lot of rectifyable flaws.

score 10 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-02T22:23:47+00:00

Why did the mammoth go extinct?

For there was no pappoth

= the males

score 30 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-06T21:36:12+00:00

I picked one of these things up with a quetz after I annoyed it and dropped it in the ocean. It came to my base and destroyed a window, 3 chairs, and a large storage box. Who knew giant donkeys with tusks were so destructive?

score 15 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-08T06:42:10+00:00

I should tame one

score 52 · Answer 20 · 2017-08-27T16:39:45+00:00

A sad story of my mammoth running into a spiked wall died really quick...?