When lava has s*x with your rock drake this happens

Finally a Phoenix with legs! For when flying is just too boring.

Time traveler:*moves a leaf*

Thermo Godzilla:

I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm going to enter the bite zone with the magmasaur. Coyote Peterson then had 4th degree burns(not a real thing) and no right arm.

Fun fact: IRL, Ambergris is fermented whale poop made up of krill skeletons. In ARK it's found in rocks on lunar biome. It's the flying whale poop lying around, and baby magmasaurs eat it....

Basically a living flamethrower 💀

It’s just a Pokémon. Or a monster. Or a space lizard. Or...

Me: And here rises the Phoenix!

Magmasaur: 'excuse me... look a new mount forge here don't I look sturdier and stronger...?

Me: eeeew! the Phoenix is better...

Magmasaur: * using flamethrower *

Ho-oh: don't worry I'll protect you and your Phoenix

Phoenix: thanks mr.ho-oh...

Magmasaur: * magmasaur fainting * you'll see next time my rival the Phoenix!

Me: oh well a Phoenix is better anyway... and a Phoenix looks much better and also much cuter...

Why I stahpt playing ark...for a week. 🦕

it's funny how this thing made of magma can destroy tek but the actual magma in the game can't

Pizza hut "nobody out pizzas the hut"

Magmasaur "I beg to differ"

They are surprisingly good at swimming......as babies

Nuclear Godzilla (Godzilla king of monsters)

The reeeeeeasauruas.

TOTINOS TOTINOS HOT PIZZA ROLLS TOTINOS TOTINOS EVERYBODYS TALKIN BOUT TOTINOS

How is it if u go to the ocean and it swims it should be dying

Lava and water dont mix

It swims

Magmasaurs are really those rock drakes you let die to lava/fire on clusters. HOW DARE YOU!! REVENGE TOIM SUCKAAAAA!!

Don't bring them out in the rain...

They eat stone, am I the only one that just notice this?

The Travis Scott event

Fax though