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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the magmasaur? Funny magmasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-09-29T18:55:11+00:00

Time traveler:*moves a leaf*

Thermo Godzilla:

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-27T20:12:06+00:00

I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm going to enter the bite zone with the magmasaur. Coyote Peterson then had 4th degree burns(not a real thing) and no right arm.

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-16T21:49:17+00:00

Fun fact: IRL, Ambergris is fermented whale poop made up of krill skeletons. In ARK it's found in rocks on lunar biome. It's the flying whale poop lying around, and baby magmasaurs eat it....

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-06-02T14:49:45+00:00

Basically a living flamethrower 💀

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-20T17:34:06+00:00

It’s just a Pokémon. Or a monster. Or a space lizard. Or...

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-13T08:46:24+00:00

Me: And here rises the Phoenix!

Magmasaur: 'excuse me... look a new mount forge here don't I look sturdier and stronger...?

Me: eeeew! the Phoenix is better...

Magmasaur: * using flamethrower *

Ho-oh: don't worry I'll protect you and your Phoenix

Phoenix: thanks mr.ho-oh...

Magmasaur: * magmasaur fainting * you'll see next time my rival the Phoenix!

Me: oh well a Phoenix is better anyway... and a Phoenix looks much better and also much cuter...

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2019-12-06T08:04:06+00:00

Why I stahpt playing ark...for a week. 🦕

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-05-17T06:11:09+00:00

it's funny how this thing made of magma can destroy tek but the actual magma in the game can't

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-12T17:09:01+00:00

Pizza hut "nobody out pizzas the hut"

Magmasaur "I beg to differ"

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-08T21:41:16+00:00

They are surprisingly good at swimming......as babies

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-27T10:37:38+00:00

Nuclear Godzilla (Godzilla king of monsters)

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-07-26T22:01:27+00:00

The reeeeeeasauruas.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-21T19:24:02+00:00

TOTINOS TOTINOS HOT PIZZA ROLLS TOTINOS TOTINOS EVERYBODYS TALKIN BOUT TOTINOS

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-05-25T15:32:05+00:00

Get melted by the flames you innocent people 😈

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-05-30T16:02:37+00:00

They eat stone, am I the only one that just notice this?

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-20T23:53:22+00:00

The Travis Scott event

Fax though

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-12T23:42:48+00:00

How is it if u go to the ocean and it swims it should be dying

Lava and water dont mix

It swims

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-07T13:12:20+00:00

Magmasaurs are really those rock drakes you let die to lava/fire on clusters. HOW DARE YOU!! REVENGE TOIM SUCKAAAAA!!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-18T23:23:40+00:00

Don't bring them out in the rain...

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-24T05:15:55+00:00

Tamed our first Rex! We were so happy! Then a Magmasaur climbed into the trap and killed me. Scared for our new tame, I respawned and ran to the aid of the Rex. Couldn’t find the Magmasaur anywhere. I was super confused, until I saw the prime meat and sulfur in the inventory of our Rex. Then I laughed and laughed.