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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the magmasaur? Funny magmasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Where all my metal ingots go? Suspiciously shaped metal ingot lizard.
On another note, all I needed to do was add a period and then this “tip“Would’ve been fine but of course with me talking about how stupid that is this complete would’ve made it just as fine plus people just make all the jokes in the names anyway
This survivor’s on fire (parody of this girl is on fire):
🎶a survivor walks in a cave,
Inside a volcano, what were you thinking,
He’s sees a magmasaur, and then it goes on fire
O, o woah oh woah,
He’s got his feet on the ground, and he’s not turning around…
THIS, SURVIVOR’S ON FIRE!
*fire, fire*,
THIS SURVIVOR’s on fire-oh oh!
HES BURNING IN FIRE!
*fire fire*,
THIS GUY IS ON FIRE aaa a a!
…
*any content in this parody that you find annoying is entirely your opinion. This song is dedicated to a survivor who died in fire*
Hehe hope you enjoyed the song
Once scorched earth came out. They we’re impressed. The manticore the wyverns the Phoenix... but the two they were most impressed in were the space whale and the magmasaur. They realeased it but the space whale fighting wasn’t working right and then you couldn’t feed the magmas so then spent lots of time fixing it and then made it part of genesis