Barny was hit on the head with a rock fell in lava and came out like this

When you try to cook a lizard in a volcano

Me:whew! Is it hot in here or what.

Magmasaur:are you offending me!?!?

No,No,NO!

A few second later, a pile of ash is spot.

This is why you don’t go on a date with a magmasaur.

There nothing more terrifying when you turn around to look in to the deeps of hell before being blasted off like team rocket

POV: Godzilla after getting a nuke blown up in his face.

No. No. No no no no no. No no no no

No. No. No. No. no

No. No. No. No

No no no. No no no no. No no no.

No no. No no no no No

No no. No. No

No no. No. No No no no

No no. No no no no no.

Sounds like a pokemon name...:●

Helena on SE note “ this ark once had a massive fire breathing lizard! But it’s not here anymore, we would see the scorch marks if it was!”

Fire Wyvern: Am I a joke to you?

They kill you immediately when you use lava

Breath my dad found out the hard way we were both so surprised that his argie didn’t die

Ark makers: we need something better than a Phoenix.

The scammers: LAVA LIZARD!!!

Me: ( takes a look at magmasour) perfect

Magmasaur: walking and swimming

Phoenix: flying forge :)

Pov: How the fire rock drake turned out

i see it i screem i run i dead

who wants something that will burn your butt off or burn you to crisp?

This creature has a combination of a Phoenix and a drake, so it’s a magma drake

Name it Bill Fry the Science guy, and whenever someone on your server says science is lame, roast them alive with Bill Fry and teach them that SCIENCE RULES!!! 🤣

When you die 54 times and realize it doesn’t give meat 🍖

It can swim. Yep. A giant magma based mythical beast can swim.

Me after eating a jalapeño 🔥🔥🔥

Isn’t it just funny when you turn around and see there smiling face before you get sent to the death screen