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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the magmasaur? Funny magmasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2024-02-16T15:39:59+00:00

Perfect first tame.

1. Gather at least 10 berries of any kind

2. Go to the nest.

3. Find one of these guys (Passive tame and very friendly)

4. Feed this guy and then you have your first tame.

-UrLocalDuck

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2024-05-24T00:55:49+00:00

Three simple steps to tame

(Step 1) eat some lava

(Step 2) find one

(Step 3) barf in its mouth and it will love you <3

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-11T03:38:15+00:00

Look at how much stuff it takes to make 5 saddles for these guys and know think. My tribe buds did this overnight 😱

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-20T14:58:13+00:00

Hello kill me excuse me you don’t wanna kill me omg are we friends I boop you woah don’t boop me you’re too hot

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-11T21:58:14+00:00

Pls put on extintion! 😢

You agree?

score -5 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-03T18:45:49+00:00

Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine.!!

score -5 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-01T02:49:19+00:00

I am so hot and sexy what am i I’m a magmasaur

score -7 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-17T19:19:08+00:00

Noke nok hows there interupting cow interupting cow moo

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2025-06-15T18:48:14+00:00

There’s a mode you can go on go to single player mode and go to the bottom of settings and press the creative mode and when you stop the game it will show enable creative mode. Press that booom you are in god mode and can fly and your invincible!plus u can craft anything that’s craftible without resources !

score -8 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-13T08:50:47+00:00

Hey magmasaur you look like a Phoenix can beat you in a contest about beauty and cuteness...

10 minutes later

Hahaha the magmasaur came last as I knew it would... and we came second because of that cool ho-oh... at least we're higher than a magmasaur... hehehehe