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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the maeguana? Funny maeguana jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 8 · Answer 1 · 2025-11-02T01:41:53+00:00

Essentially maewing expect lizard.

score 14 · Answer 2 · 2025-06-07T00:53:14+00:00

i have no clue why i’m here i don’t play ASA

score 14 · Answer 3 · 2025-02-23T15:09:09+00:00

Anyone else think these look like giant glow tails?

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2025-12-14T08:42:22+00:00

Why is lil bro t posting like this

score 9 · Answer 5 · 2025-03-30T19:16:10+00:00

Here's how the maeguana was created: one day WildCard walked up to a maewing and said "Your going to become a reptile." And boom, the maeguana was born

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2025-02-17T21:24:43+00:00

Bro this is if a rock drake and a maewing had a baby, look at it

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2025-07-21T20:14:32+00:00

Just look at this thing isn't it so... oh wait there isn't a picture. never mind

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2026-04-15T23:53:49+00:00

They walk and run so funny and are basically a maewing

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2025-11-24T17:33:31+00:00

Sea dragon lookin ahh.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2025-07-28T16:54:29+00:00

Why are you guys hating on this? It's not even that bad. honestly I kind of like it

Saying this knowing I'm going to get -300 likes

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2025-10-13T06:52:40+00:00

Ooop, what is that pic?

-Ira's Aquatics

score -8 · Answer 12 · 2025-02-17T01:58:51+00:00

The Maewings ugly sister Maeguana

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2026-04-23T02:27:56+00:00

Please remove all the fake trash from the game- make a SEPERATE game. Call it Bark: Fantasy Survival