Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
You know when you see their egg and your like: ‘mine now’ and then there’s 2 Lystro’s charging about 3 mph towards you and you just slowly wait till they come closer and you pull a 360 no-scope trick on them and your like: ‘HA HA freak you and your stupid egg! Then you proceed to eat this egg in-front of their dead body’s……. am I wrong for this? Anyways then you get killed by a pack of raptors.
More Lystrosaurus Funny Tips
Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said “here lies olive-the most derp of them all.” Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... 💔