I usually tame random dinos then name them after another random dino. I named this bad boi Dodo

Liopleurodon: I AM THE BEST UNDERWATER TAME EVER!!!

Mosa: hold my f*cking beer

I think thanos snapped him out of existence 30 minutes after getting tamed

The liopleurodon is here now we can go to CANDY MOUNTAIN Yay

They are not worth it it’s like using a charger without the PowerPoint being turned on

Look crap now has a body. No offense people who like these, but seriously they badddd

It: Yo boy come see

Me: No

It: yes

Me: NOO!!!

It: *Opens mouth*

Me: *dies*

It's a liopleurodon Charlie... Charlie let's go to candy mountain Charlie

If this things so “magical” will he make me a new kidney?

Only thirty minutes!?!? Well, I hope it can guide me to candy mountain before that time runs out!

My friend found one of these while we were searching for stuff and my meg got attacked my Cnidarias I said kill the things attacking my meg and he said look a baby mosa so he killed it think that’s what I meant for him to kill I look at the top of my screen and it said Your tribemate Human lvl 105 killed a liopleurodon lvl 35 I yelled at him

after 30 minutes it goes for the milk and it will never come back just like my dad.

Be honest peeps,this thing will make you pee you undys…I MEAN LOOK AT ITS FACE!

Its a magical lieoplouridon charlie it will lead us to candy mountain

POV your a kid and did not know it poofs: they would put up missing posters and draw it and cry for hours so why waste your time taming it for your child

Explorer note: “brings richness to those adventurous enough to tame it”

Even santa less fake than the definition

I hate

these They Gone in like 30 Seconds they are a musty crusty little stupid Well

Go to the ocean they said *chomp in background* IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID

Logic:Your a wizard Harry

Ark logic: your a underwater lizard Harry that eats honey

Liopleurodon has left the local

(Mhw when monsters leave)