Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Only thirty minutes!?!? Well, I hope it can guide me to candy mountain before that time runs out!
More Liopleurodon Funny Tips
BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" ΓΌp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR
Ocean vodka
I should have not named him daddyπ
It disappeared
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
This creature left me faster than my dad did
Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.
You: tames the creature then names it Leo
30 minutes later
Leo: Iβm going back to China
You: NOOOOOO
Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO