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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-04-18T21:53:25+00:00

Look crap now has a body. No offense people who like these, but seriously they badddd

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2021-03-20T19:52:32+00:00

Liopleurodon: I AM THE BEST UNDERWATER TAME EVER!!!

Mosa: hold my f*cking beer

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-18T01:34:26+00:00

I think thanos snapped him out of existence 30 minutes after getting tamed

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-04-05T20:09:57+00:00

If this things so “magical” will he make me a new kidney?

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-23T02:56:20+00:00

It: Yo boy come see

Me: No

It: yes

Me: NOO!!!

It: *Opens mouth*

Me: *dies*

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-21T00:26:45+00:00

Only thirty minutes!?!? Well, I hope it can guide me to candy mountain before that time runs out!

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2018-08-23T23:07:07+00:00

It's a liopleurodon Charlie... Charlie let's go to candy mountain Charlie

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-16T14:31:13+00:00

My friend found one of these while we were searching for stuff and my meg got attacked my Cnidarias I said kill the things attacking my meg and he said look a baby mosa so he killed it think that’s what I meant for him to kill I look at the top of my screen and it said Your tribemate Human lvl 105 killed a liopleurodon lvl 35 I yelled at him

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-14T16:19:22+00:00

after 30 minutes it goes for the milk and it will never come back just like my dad.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-06T03:23:52+00:00

Be honest peeps,this thing will make you pee you undys…I MEAN LOOK AT ITS FACE!

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-23T21:56:05+00:00

Its a magical lieoplouridon charlie it will lead us to candy mountain

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-18T01:55:30+00:00

Explorer note: “brings richness to those adventurous enough to tame it”

Even santa less fake than the definition

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-15T23:48:12+00:00

I hate

these They Gone in like 30 Seconds they are a musty crusty little stupid Well

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-08T19:28:00+00:00

Go to the ocean they said *chomp in background* IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2018-10-31T14:53:09+00:00

Logic:Your a wizard Harry

Ark logic: your a underwater lizard Harry that eats honey

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-11-10T05:53:11+00:00

This game made a hybrid of mosasaurus and megalodon,no wonder it drops megalodon tooth🤣

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-19T20:22:54+00:00

Liopleurodon has left the local

(Mhw when monsters leave)

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-15T05:04:15+00:00

Did the liopleurodon leave you

Or...

Did you leave the liopleurodon

Let’s be honest it’s the 2nd one

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2018-07-07T00:43:35+00:00

Helps you sparkle for 30 mins buy now!

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2025-02-20T05:26:07+00:00

It takes your goods then leaves hey it’s just like my girl friend did