BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

I’ll come back in 30 minutes. 30 minutes later where did you go

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

Its a shame he's cool because he disappears just like my dad.

Leo never camed back with the honey for like infinity

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

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Price: 100 honey or 10 0quetz kibble if your on mobile

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delivery in 10 min - 3 hour

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After 30 seconds it leaves POOF just like my ex

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

Don’t pet the magical liopleurodon, or go to candy mountain. 30 minutes tamed and you’ll wake up missing a kidney.