What are some funny jokes or stories about the karkinos? Funny karkinos jokes submitted by ARK players.
Mr krabs did crab rave while snorting element dust...
Oh god no...
We dead
These things are weird but they fly you up in the air
You mess with crabbo you get a stabo
Ended up committing genocide on these guys because I suck at taming them
So only a quetzal can carry a karkinos but quetzal doesn’t exist in aberration 🤷
I must have information on how to spawn an alpha karkinos because I keep on trying but it is not working.
Me on a griffin= tranq arrow make tame yes?
Me= *fly to close*
Krab= YOU PICK DA WRONG HOSE FOOL *continuosly beats me and my gridding against the floor*
Why does its name sound German
KRANKENHOUS=hospital
WASSERCHEIN=capybara
only in Germany smh
It is really hard to tame one.(I tamed my karkinos with a large bear trap).
Great for getting rid of unwanted thots
He protec He attac But most importantly He yeet hoomans and their tames
Whykittenz Luna kitty is weird lol
Somehow when ever I fight one of these, They always Grab me, Or they grab something to beat me over the head with.
Luciobol!!! With glowing dinosaurs!
I WANNA BE SHINYYYYYYYY!:Tomatoa
It’s a scorpion on steroids. That’s all thing is.
Crabzilla is a perfect battle mount for those who like to make an enterence
More exhilarating than a flyer, trust me
The Krusty Karkinos
-Spectrealm
Bibbity bobbity mister crabs owns your property