What are some funny jokes or stories about the karkinos? Funny karkinos jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lmao these guys hate me smh interrupted my aberrant spin-off taming Killed me and my kangaroo with 7k health, 150s are common in valgero or aberration primarily.
Feed MONEY to tame........................
Well hello Mr.Krabs. Where's the pineapple?
Me: *shoots krab with tranq darts*
Krab: I FEEL NOTHING
Krab: *picks me up and repeatedly slams me into the floor*
Me:*looks on dododex and sees that it can only be ko by boulder and catopoult*
Big Stronk has left the game.
You mess with the crabo you get the stabo
this is my mom when she wakes up
I absolutely despise how this overly-sized crustacean just agros on everything in a 30 mile radius.
Does it have eyes?!
Please...
WHERE ARE THE EYESSS?!?!?!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I will take your money and your life too
Just to let you know when you hit it in the right spot it do vibin doh
Oh man this thing sounds easy to tame! Rookie mistake next week, open up commands…. totally not typing on forcetame
Bob: What a great day to be alive: )
Mr. CRABS: neheheheheh *flings to the moon*
Bob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I know why they attack, there in a CRABBY mood!🤣🤣🤣
ocean man gonna take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand
*Sniff Sniff* I know that smell, that smell, that smelly smell that smells smelly... Karkinos... What? KARKINOS!!!
Me: did you hear that?
Friend:yeah
Me: (turns around)
Karkinos: SMACK
Trilobite laughs at giant crab gaint crab im about to whoop some bodies a. . trilobite it was at this moment he knew he f,d up
Why did they make him so small and the roll rat so big like wt
Just tamed a lv 202 one and named it wendo. He is op.
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