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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Back when I did the 1 hour demo on XBox, I don’t think these guys were even out, like 5 years later, as I contemplate buying the XBox version , I am playing mobile, slap all my shit in a box and decide to adventure, I am slipping between Swamp and redwoods, aim to cross a swamp river, I start jumping it, I only see Jaws leap to meet me halfway, take me BACK across the river, and kill me instantly....and my new pants are ruined.
I was on scorched earth and built a nice base in 7 hours. I realized i got s little too far and when i was coming back i went past a lake. I was low on water so i decided to fill my waterskin. A level 43 kaprosuchus jumped at me and killed me. My items are now in the small lake so now i csnt get 7 hours of progress back.
I tried to capture a raptor using this dino and guess what...it turns out to be a automatic killing machine, the raptor keeps attacking but only in front so your dino won't take damage. Good used for defensive and offensive mode lmao. Just mind that the stamina is slowly draining while you hold the raptor.