Kapro: *Sees hooman

Human: I exist! YAY!

Kapro: Ha! NOP!

Kapro: Jumps out of hell to snatch the hooman

Hooman: 0_0 goodbye cruel world... XD

^ if this happens to u

I turned around to see if there was a leach but one of them jumped out and scared me so much that my heart skipped five beats. Beware of these guys.

*noob lands in swamp*

“Hey what’s that thing? Oh cool it’s coming towards me! Hey little guy, you wanna be petted?”

*Dumass was killed by a Kaprosuchus level 1*

How to enjoy Ark:

Start a single player game on medium, spawn in a swamp, find some plant x.

Then die (at lvl 5) and spend the next 20 mins trying to get your loot back and dying over and over again to these bad boys. Eventually there is a horde of about 20 Dinos trying to kill you at your loot.

Tamed a pretty one with two narco arrows, instantly died when a Rhyno and a Rex showed up.

You: Oh look a dodo *you tame it you go to a swamp*

Level 300 kapro: SURPRISE

Literally any flyer

Kapro I'm about to end this man's career.

They are the most annoying things in ark with Pegos at least u can kill them but this one not u just get taken off your tame and dragged into the swamp and then u now what’s next

One of theese kidnaped my dad? Like WTF

When you are in the swamp with your tribemate looking for a bary to tame and you hear a noise: alphas are red, rare flowers are blue, where the hell are you?

Me: sees a tiny sarco

Also me: notices it's a kapro

The kapro: acts like a head crab from half life

Also also me: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Me lands near swamp

EVERY Karpo within 1 mile: Is for me?

Some say the perfect kapro can steal a hot chick

These guys are the reason murky waters are not safe. They can some how detect you and set up like a rocket launcher.

Seagulls I'm the most annoying thing in Ark this mfer. (-:

So I was exploring the swamp with my spino and we came across a low level kapro, but I didn’t really want to deal with a kapro so I shot it a tranq dart and it knocked out. I then gave it some prime as a joke, knowing it wouldn’t survive very long because it’s a kapro… and it’s in the middle of the swamp, until about 2 weeks later when I was exploring the swamp angain , this time without my spino and saw something impressive: the kapro was still alive. Not only had it survived all of the swamps dangers but also somehow managed to get food. I then crafted it a saddle and brought it back to my base

When I was in the swamp I saw a jumping crocodile leap out of the mangroves!!! Suddenly I found myself punching a croc in the sky! It was hillarious!! ( I won just by punching)

#pray for KAPRO America he was the true king

This thing glitches while I’m on my giga and steals him from me when I catch up it was level three F

One o these walking nightmares suddenly snatched me off my mount and started dragging me away, but my parasaur saved me somehow :,)