decided to fly low in a swamp with my argie, a kapro jumped and kidnapped me off my argie. I live to tell my story, they do not have candy, don’t trust them.

Ever seen a frail old lady in the supermarket get randomly dump-tackled while she was browsing the clementines?

Well guess what, if you go to the swamp, you're going to be the old lady.

The swamp is an evil place thanks to these and those damn snakes.

If you run across one and it happens to leap at you, bite you, and start to carry you away throw a bola at it and it will let you go.

uncariable by argy huh yeah argy or quetz and wyvern can carry it

Please NEVER go near the swamps if unprepared YOU WILL DIE you'll will be around 5 seconds in and your in this guys jaws

This guy is my favourite so far, right from when I first meet him, I was a noob and wandered close to a swamp well he came flying at me missed and disappeared behind me, I'm like what the neck was that, climbed a big arse rock asap and looked around, bugger came bounding back towards me and leapt straight up that rock like it was a mole hill.

Tamed the bugger and took him hunting, came across my first raptor and shat myself thinking oh rap I am screwed, nope Kappa flys over my head, collects the raptor and pile drives it into the ground several meters away, hilarious. Always fun times with Kappa around.

I shit myself a little the first time one jumped at me, not gonna lie

For all the noobs out there, if these things kidnap you in the swamp, here’s what to do. Take out your bow/ gun. Pray you have ammo and fire right into its head. This strategy has saved me countless times.

P.S. If you have a strong melee weapon such as a pike or sword on you, that also works.

Me: is within a 6 mile radius of a swamp

Kapro: Bonjour