decided to fly low in a swamp with my argie, a kapro jumped and kidnapped me off my argie. I live to tell my story, they do not have candy, don’t trust them.

Ever seen a frail old lady in the supermarket get randomly dump-tackled while she was browsing the clementines?

Well guess what, if you go to the swamp, you're going to be the old lady.

I was riding my thyla and it was level 666 and then this guy came and killer me and I lost him

1 up = prayer

If you run across one and it happens to leap at you, bite you, and start to carry you away throw a bola at it and it will let you go.

uncariable by argy huh yeah argy or quetz and wyvern can carry it

Me: is within a 6 mile radius of a swamp

Kapro: Bonjour

Very long creatures, don’t mistake them for a log. I would know

Why are these so fast i thought it was slow like a sarco but i was soo wrong

This guy is my favourite so far, right from when I first meet him, I was a noob and wandered close to a swamp well he came flying at me missed and disappeared behind me, I'm like what the neck was that, climbed a big arse rock asap and looked around, bugger came bounding back towards me and leapt straight up that rock like it was a mole hill.

Tamed the bugger and took him hunting, came across my first raptor and shat myself thinking oh rap I am screwed, nope Kappa flys over my head, collects the raptor and pile drives it into the ground several meters away, hilarious. Always fun times with Kappa around.

For all the noobs out there, if these things kidnap you in the swamp, here’s what to do. Take out your bow/ gun. Pray you have ammo and fire right into its head. This strategy has saved me countless times.

P.S. If you have a strong melee weapon such as a pike or sword on you, that also works.