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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-02-10T14:56:54+00:00

Plez don’t kill dum babies you Monster!😭😭😭

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-12-11T12:43:27+00:00

Organic polymer is yummy. 😋 but it’s hazardous to hoomans

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2023-11-12T04:33:01+00:00

Should I do I say but this is how it is I say

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-11-11T22:55:42+00:00

I give nubs organic polymer and tell em to eat it I'm truly a nice guy.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2018-12-30T00:55:30+00:00

For a dumb game have two different tribes tame kapros and name them both. “America” then have a 3rd tribe tame a kairuku and name it “oil”. Only pump oils health, make the kapros carry the kairuku to there teams little box which you could call America to I guess. and then with a Ptera take the penguin out, first one to get the penguin in there box 4 times wins!

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-23T06:34:57+00:00

These things are so cute it just amazes me that you can have a DINOSAUR that looks as cute as a pinguen

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-10-06T07:27:45+00:00

Ok I understand you have a good reason to kill this and...F*CK THE REASON. Ohhh they are giving organic polymer ohhh we need organic polymer ohhh

PRODUCE YOUR OWN POLYMER. STOP KILLING PENGUINS. IT'S THE CUTEST THING ON ARK. YEAH IS CUTER THAN JERBOA TRY CHANGE MY MIND

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-09-04T15:42:57+00:00

bruh my friend told me eating this makes you trip out and then I ate it and died ☠️☠️

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-26T16:51:23+00:00

Baby Pengu: Chillin

Me with a club: NOOT NOOT B#$$H

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-06-11T14:35:27+00:00

It’s mid game!? why🧐🤨 any one

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-08T23:02:58+00:00

Dodo: the Mf of the beach, the father

All the rest of the Mfs

Jerboa:Mf of the desert

Ferox:Mf of genesis

Bulbdog: Mf of aberration

Kapro: Mf of swamp

Ant: Mf of the world

Compy:Mf of jungle

Dilo:no sir I am

Kaiuku: I am Mf of snow beaches

ALL OF THE OLDER MFS HAVE LEFT LE CHAT

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-29T21:05:14+00:00

I can’t stop looking for it’s eyes.. WAIT I FOUND- no no no YES YES no no >takes off hat< WHERE ARE YOU EYES!!!

-Stalagtite lvl 545 killed kairuku lvl 174-

Me: Oops...

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-13T20:29:26+00:00

Gunter. Why did you gunt my heart? I came back, and they were gunted. (Adventure time )

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-03T22:50:00+00:00

take it breed it kill it for the polymer then repeat :) hope this helps

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-09-13T03:05:34+00:00

It’s high nnnnooot

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-08-10T22:02:24+00:00

My penguin has ridiculous speed, at 300%, even though it was only a lvl 115

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-20T16:06:38+00:00

i wonder if you could cook on a kairuku's chest near a hot area

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-08-22T13:24:24+00:00

why do they drop prime. a hElPFuLtIP nEDE a fEw mOrE wRods

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-18T22:36:13+00:00

I can never find these bois

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-11T18:46:11+00:00

Kowalski, a n a l y s i s. -gr..