Shoulder Pet Con

Otter: hey at least i can insulate the survivor

Glowtail, Bulbdog, Shinehorn and featherlights: i GLOW

Compy; i am just a flex in large numbers

Sinomacrops: i can make the survivor glide

Archareaptyx (or sumthin like that): i am a living parachute

Jerboa: IS GON RANE

The real ones look adorable, this one’s a lie

The Logic Of Ark: A Tuso cannot Pick up a jerboa

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

Ark logic: A megalosaurus can pick up a parasaur but not a tiny jerboa.