How I got my jerboa: I saw the most adorablest big eared…

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How I got my jerboa: I saw the most adorablest big eared, big eyed flufflebutt EVER, so I ran up to him and punched him the face until he passed out. In my enthusiasm, I punched one too many times and he died. So I found another one and punched him in the face. Now I have a fluffy weather warning system on my shoulder. ALL HAIL THE FLUFFLEBUTT

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