Get two (male and female) pump points into stamina and attack breed them then pump health into the baby... you have your selfs a raptor, trike, and para all in one ! BINGO

Ones apron a time there was a spinosaurus

One pooped on me and then I punched it and he killed me

These are the Floyd Mayweather of dinos, just saying, level melee and go box stuff.

“Do you know how fast I am? Im fast as fucc boii“

Dudes neck can be a slide for ants

So I was going to south cave with my iguanodon I made it there I park my iguanodon by the entrance go in and get killed in two seconds by an onyc.I still need to get her back home.

Never underestimate.

I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING

Ah yes. For those of you that use console commands (cheater or just a bored single player) dumping speed into it and using the fly command (along with all fours mode) lets you run faster than tek armor's boosted flight. It. Runs. Faster. Than. Sound.

First one tamed: instantly killed by raptor. Second: instantly killed by titanaboa. Third: killed a carno. So I named him Aladar.

They got thick thumbs. Useful to poke out that alpha rex's eyeballs

Ok they all look beautiful but the blue ones are pure beauty I name every blue one either ocean or sky

There was this one time i tried tame one of those and forgot to feed it and 20 min later he was hungry

And i was like someone is trying to tame this and i was like o I tried tame this

Later got killed by a dilo

If u tamed one, GIVE EVERY DINO U MEAT A THUMBS UP OF APPROVAL

Farmer: can you gather sum seeedz?

Curly: Coitenly! WOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOOOOO!

Perfect Dino for this joke. (The 3 stooges)

me: thumb war

iguanadon: wanna lose an eye?

me: !raw bmuht

iguanadon: yes that’s what I thought

Everyone naming their iguanodon iggy when my one is called Thumbo

When you take it at a level 18 and realize the saddle is at level 30

I’ve gone through three of these guys, the first two were killed by I don’t remember. The third one I have is Seedy, same as the last two, male, with almost full green scales.

Why does it say mid game? This is literally the easiest tame ever!