Don't challenge this guy to a thumb war unless you want to lose an eye.

I had one of these on easy mode and she killed a Therzino :/

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. Wait.... I'VE CHANGED MY MIND BACK OFF PLEASE NO

Why..why.. WHYYYY do they always have to be near therizinos!!! I have had to feed.. back away.. feed..run..

LIKE WHY?? EVIL BIRD OVERSIZED DODOS JUST LEAVE THIS IGGY DUDE IN PEACE!!

Thank you... ( Theri eats me)

I said.. leave me in peace!!

Okay bye

This guy is always giving you a thumbs up, no matter what.

Who knew getting a thumbs up could be so deadly?

STAMINA!!!!! UNLIMITED STAMINAAAAA!!!!!

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said, "What a good boy am I!"

I was taming one of these bad boys, when a massive pack of dilos came I managed to kill them all but then I was massacred by a raptor. Came back to kill the raptor and retrieve my stuff and went looking for my iguanodon, but I couldn’t find them so I perceived it to be dead. A literal month later

your iguanodon lvl 56 killed a raptor lvl 5

Me: oh shoot he still alive!?!

I had one of these that killed everyone but it died to a piranha while I was naming my diplodoculus Alia 😭