What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyosaurus? Funny ichthyosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
His face is the one I make when I see a mosa under me
pov: when you finally put a saddle on the dolphin and you start riding
The dolphin:RRRRRRRRTRTRRTRTRTRTRTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRTRRRRRRNNNNNNN
me: *sees an ichthy and mistakes for meg*
me: im out man
When I was trying to take a shark it came and rapped and I dyed and it took my food and it rapped my monkey and took his banana and ran away like its shit
Everytime i tame one it beaches itself beyond not being
You: killing baby otters.
Me: idc
You: kills dophins
Me:YOU MONSTER
They wont stop following me.....
I literally just killed a level 110 mosa with my level 11 itchy
So one I was tameing one and gave one fish and was waiting for it to be hungry again and off and became a land fish and instantaneously died.
Look at that face it looks like my friends dads ex wife
Has anyone noticed that in mobile their bottom jaw goes through the top? The first time I saw this I facepalmed.
This Dino got to close to me and I was inside it and I drowned
Do u get this with money or what
Me after seeing one:CuTeNeSs OvErLoAd
XO( my itchyosaurus):jeez dude calm down
Me:*hugs intensely* Too cute!!!!!!!
-Eighthop
Guess what I suck and it bleeping ran away🥸
Be careful when taking them if you lock them up they will commit suicide.
Tried to tame one
Can we get an up of everyone who was attacked by mantas
This is the capybara of the sea!!!!
“You’re my friend now. We’re having soft tacos later!”
—Literally every Ichthy ever
It's like a speedy sea troodon that dosen't attack