What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyosaurus? Funny ichthyosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: pulls down on ichthy
Ark: whatch out boi
Meg: neut
Me: deletes the meg anyways
It's like a speedy sea troodon that dosen't attack
Amazing for Scorched Earth! ;) lol
Ark: this water is dangerous
As the meg gets deleted
I pimped out ten females with two males of mine, makes an army of baby ichtys! But I accidentally murdered one and the mother killed me -_-
I remember seeing how quickly I could kill myself for a joke. So I spawned in and immediately swam into the deep ocean. I was hoping a mosa or something would eat me, but no, it was these things. Never liked them since
the first time I saw him I died of diabetes for the sweetness
Idk what’s so funny about killing ichthys but it’s so funny
They honestly look like stoned dolphins......
Ocean man, ocean this things nose will go up your ass and peirce your balls, ocean man
Me being Aquaman: all ichyosauras kind plz help me I have the case of ichy-balls
To the dude who said he/she came OUT with 31 bro did you take them out of the water or smt?😔