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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyosaurus? Funny ichthyosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-07T20:15:36+00:00

Bro,I had a level 30 icthy and there were two megalodons were I was... I close my eyes thinking me and my icthy were dead... And when I opened them my freaking icthy killed both of them

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-25T17:48:25+00:00

If you see these guys, tame them because if you’ve killed one before then you deserve to have a giga come and kill all of your base, dinos and you!

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-17T05:28:17+00:00

I tamed 4 still alive however they always are getting into mischief and I have to help!

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-05T22:59:36+00:00

Pterodactyl of the ocean! Makes a pretty good fish

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-05T23:33:25+00:00

Splash splash splish splash splish

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-31T16:19:04+00:00

When I was trying to take a shark it came and rapped and I dyed and it took my food and it rapped my monkey and took his banana and ran away like its shit

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2018-10-10T22:38:55+00:00

Everytime i tame one it beaches itself beyond not being

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-16T16:10:32+00:00

I literally just killed a level 110 mosa with my level 11 itchy

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2018-08-13T20:24:11+00:00

Be careful when taking them if you lock them up they will commit suicide.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-28T10:01:51+00:00

I’ve killed so many sharks with this thing just cyrcle it while hitting it I’ve got many tranqs out of it so type #dolphin for life 🤣

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-16T14:05:55+00:00

You: killing baby otters.

Me: idc

You: kills dophins

Me:YOU MONSTER

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-07T16:04:48+00:00

They wont stop following me.....

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-03T21:41:06+00:00

Me: pulls down on ichthy

Ark: whatch out boi

Meg: neut

Me: deletes the meg anyways

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-06T21:22:15+00:00

So one I was tameing one and gave one fish and was waiting for it to be hungry again and off and became a land fish and instantaneously died.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-27T10:17:51+00:00

Look at that face it looks like my friends dads ex wife

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-06-24T03:42:02+00:00

Has anyone noticed that in mobile their bottom jaw goes through the top? The first time I saw this I facepalmed.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-22T17:58:15+00:00

This Dino got to close to me and I was inside it and I drowned

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-15T04:39:42+00:00

It's like a speedy sea troodon that dosen't attack

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-01-12T03:30:26+00:00

Do u get this with money or what

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-08-01T18:53:26+00:00

the first time I saw him I died of diabetes for the sweetness