Ichyornis more than annoying snapper flying penguinnbomber

Hippity hoppity your ascendant crossbows now my property

“Icthyornis stole your thatch”

Meh I can get more easily

“Icthyornis stole your cloth shirt”

Why did I even have that…

“Your dodo was killed by an icthyornis ( lvl 16”

DIE MOTHER******

This makes pego look like a small time crook

These things can snatch tiny animals…RIP cutie pie the dodo…

A really good way to tame them is 1 round and a fabricated pistol works like a charm fir them pesky birds

Flappity flippity, your ascendant assault rifle is now my property

I was on the edge of a cliff he hit me just right to knock me off where I had 5 hp and he swooped down and killed me

Him:takes my freash food

Me: Sombody gonna die today

Ichthyornis stole your Exceptional kibble and fu**ing Blasted it down it’s throat!

How can they manage to eat a rock drake egg

“Me owning a dodo” this fricker hahahaha no

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you see this annoying seagull

He will take away your narcotics too

Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine...

I thought you tamed it like a pego, it stole my allosaurus brains, the only brains I have

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no...

It’s a gosh dang flying pego!!

I need 100 of these and a fish that looks like Nemo so they can say MINE MINE MINE MINE

“I fear no man, except that thing” (ichtyornis) “it scares me”

The wings they flapp

The bacc they attackk

Be mostly,

They steal crapp

Heres one for you. Transporting eggs on Argy and I see Ichthyornis. I thought as Im passing I kill it. Well didnt work out as planned. Apparently I missed it but it managed to steal and eat 100 Rex eggs in mid air weighing 1200lbs. Wonder what

the stats were?