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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ice titan? Funny ice titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2019-04-15T03:39:09+00:00

Looks like a dire wolf on steroids to me

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2024-04-23T23:50:36+00:00

So the thing is a beefy ice ferocious on steroids and is 300 feet tall….

Well what happens to the artic when it pees…

I mean it does it just cause global warming Dino edition…

Or does represent the real life meaning of walking on the moon made of cheese.

*coughs) yellow snow *(continues dramatically coughing)

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2024-04-23T23:46:34+00:00

How do it live to get so big but can’t eat… hell why does everything bigger than Rex get nerfed or gets an eating disorder

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-04-23T23:43:30+00:00

When the sequel for Ark survival evolved: Ferox vs Addiction is released

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-03-26T21:54:36+00:00

he spittin' ice cold bars that slice me in half what a fresh young G!

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-09-10T07:01:28+00:00

Uhhhhhhhhhh.....uhhhhhhhhhh.....uhh...OHH OHH I KNOW USE GODZILLA... It's it's a kaiju tight eh ehh..

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-01T08:06:55+00:00

Me tames ice titan everyone on the surver LIFE IS NO LONGER DREAM

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2019-07-07T06:35:20+00:00

An oversized gacha with tusks and white fur who knows maybe it poops out giant ice gacha crystals ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-25T00:33:14+00:00

Unicorn ate some element and got muantated

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2020-08-20T14:39:43+00:00

don't give frosty the snowman element or this will happen

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2020-08-08T18:33:36+00:00

When I had one, I used to destroy all the corrupted creatures, then got down and stare it in the face. Mark my words, there is nothing cooler than looking at the behemoth and thinking”he’s my boy”

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2020-08-06T16:41:13+00:00

Mei and Winston have gone too far

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2025-01-06T09:15:13+00:00

La club and a bola will do the trick, very effective!

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-17T06:09:54+00:00

Note can only destroy thatch.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-17T00:33:01+00:00

monke on steroids who fell asleep in a refrigerator

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-24T00:27:52+00:00

Me: sees ice Titan

Ice Titan: boo

Me: completely obliterates my pants and scares it off with the stink

Also me: and that kids is how you scare off the titans

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-11T16:05:40+00:00

The ice Titan looks weird when it’s model doesn’t fully render...

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-20T22:44:01+00:00

King ferox, killer of dinosaurs

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-02-13T15:34:31+00:00

I have not tamed a titan but I know that the best and strongest titan is an Ice titan

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2019-05-20T19:18:46+00:00

Make sure to carry bolas and bola ur friend and run