So there i was tintoberry paste on my body try to get a griffin for my gamer girl gf and then a lev 450 giga eats me like *chomp* and there i go

*me taming a griffin level 16 on rag official cross play*

*another player approaches with max level pteranodon, 70 different colors*

Me: oh wow! Nice PT!

Them: thank you! Nice griff

Me: Not really, level 16 haha.

*them nervous* oh well... nice color ..?

*griffin literally looks like paper*

That lion eagle gan head shot everything that moves and dont

They say Red Bull gives you wings, so the question is, How Many Red Bulls Did This Guy Chug Down?!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate when trillions of animals kill my unconscious griffin

And so you do

ne when i see a griffin (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ me when it dies in front of me (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) me when i see the dino that killed it (ง'̀-'́)ง

Pc users:Dang Griffins are so hard to tame! They take so much narcotics and so much food!

Mobile users:Mhm yeah sure sure

*somebody asked ok*

Royal griffins are on mobile, they have a name before you tame them with a prefix and a suffix, (ex. Radilon or Loafion) and they respect you at a certain level. They only breed if they have the same prefix. Normal griffins dont do any of that and dont breed.

There you go sir

Do they lay eggs or give live birth since we can't breed them we may never knoooowwwww

Me:

going to the mountains without a tame.

Griffin:

Ima going to get ya boi free meat for days

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So today we are going to go over the traits of a griffin (no bad words)

So these suckers say they respect you but then “next thing you know” (next thing you know is a country song) they try to kill you. They dont lay eggs. Pain in the butt to tame. Only live in the harshest of places. Admin speed tame hack dont work on them.

UP IF YOU CAN REALATE TO ME!!!!

Tamed=Yay, new flyer!

Wild=Oh crap, it’s a 150..

PvP Servers=You were killed by a 220 Griffin!

Dodo: Normal KFC

Argies: Super KFC

Griffins Ultimate KFC

Why does it have a butthole?

Why?None of the other animals do?

I am pippin

I am griffin

I am strong

You are wrong

If u think I not

You look like a snack

I’m gonna beat you

Then I’m gonna eat you

I’m gonna make ya cry

I’m gonna make you want to die

Thanks for wasting your time on reading this lol 😂

My griffin called Peter Griffin is dead!

I was once at my base incubating and imprinting some wyverns on Ragnerrok (sorry if I spelled that wrong) when I noticed a tribe of 5 people come to raid my base. One was on a flyer (I think he was the leader of the raid), 2 were on gigas, 2 were on a freaking titanosaur. My friend was out gathering more wyvern milk when this happened. I called him and he came, riding on his griffin, who had happened to be named Buckbeak. When the raiders saw him with buckbeak they no joke apologized, gave us 3 fertilized giga eggs and 5 fertilized therozinosaur eggs and said sorry. I’m not sure if it was a prank my friend had set up or what but I was happy. Also I had a griffin with me named Kestrel.

Phoenix the Survivor

So apparently if you unclaim your griffin on ark mobile, you can’t REclaim it. I learned that the hard way when my tribe mate unclaimed it because I didn’t move him to admin.. still can’t get another 😭😭😭

Is it a bird is it a plane no it's a griffin with a minigun