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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the griffin? Funny griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.
Before you all go naming your griffins "Buckbeak" lemme lay some mythology on ya. Buckbeak from Harry Potter was actually a hippogriff which is a horse combined with a eagle. A griffin is a lion combined with an eagle. Just keep this in mind before going on a Buckbeak naming spree.
I don't have any tips but I can make chocolate chip cookies....Ingredients
3/4
cup granulated sugar
3/4
cup packed brown sugar
1
cup butter or margarine, softened
1
teaspoon vanilla
1
egg
2 1/4
cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour
1
teaspoon baking soda
1/2
teaspoon salt
1
cup coarsely chopped nuts
1
package (12 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips (2 cups)
Steps
1
Heat oven to 375ºF.
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Mix sugars, butter, vanilla and egg in large bowl. Stir in flour, baking soda and salt (dough will be stiff). Stir in nuts and chocolate chips.
3
Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet.
4
Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool slightly; remove from cookie sheet. Cool on wire rack.
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If ya hadn't noticed I worked hard to create a dive bombinh griffin.
Tropeognathus: ha I got a saddle with cannons and jets!
Quetzal: wait you get a cannon and a jet, I only got a platform saddle.
Tapejara: wait you got a platform saddle, I only got a saddle with three seats.
Pterandon: wait you got three seats, I only got one.
Wyvern: wait you guys got saddles.
Griffin: get used to it.