Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

it kinda looks like chewed bubblegum
More Gloon Funny Tips
I saw one and glooned.all over the place
Itβs a goofy looking frog lizard. Need I say more?
Letβs make a new creature for the ark fans I was thinking exotic.
Ok!
Make it look like a pink frog with long toes
Mhm!
Then make itβs eyes look like chewed bubble gum
What??
Then make it laser eyes
Iβm lostβ¦
Then make it super rare and hard to find
Sureβ¦
and make it super fast, then the health of a Rex
What?! But itβs a frog - -
Then make it tame able
Oh! Sure.
Then we need a name for it.
Itβs eyes look like birthday balloons for a kindergartnerβ¦
Ah! Gloon.
Balloon? Gloon? Did it reference off of that?
No. Itβs just probably something a kindergartner would say.
β plastic bag
Gloon. Gloon. WHY GLOON?
I tamed one and I will think it is overpowered π
I misread it as goon instead of gloon
Dear dear gloon
You look like a balloon
You look weird
I like to imagine you with a beard
β plastic bag
Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like a barrel eye fish
Is it just me or is it cute? It is a giant frog with big eyes