Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

We all glooning with this one๐ฅ
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I saw one and glooned.all over the place
Itโs a goofy looking frog lizard. Need I say more?
Letโs make a new creature for the ark fans I was thinking exotic.
Ok!
Make it look like a pink frog with long toes
Mhm!
Then make itโs eyes look like chewed bubble gum
What??
Then make it laser eyes
Iโm lostโฆ
Then make it super rare and hard to find
Sureโฆ
and make it super fast, then the health of a Rex
What?! But itโs a frog - -
Then make it tame able
Oh! Sure.
Then we need a name for it.
Itโs eyes look like birthday balloons for a kindergartnerโฆ
Ah! Gloon.
Balloon? Gloon? Did it reference off of that?
No. Itโs just probably something a kindergartner would say.
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Gloon. Gloon. WHY GLOON?
I tamed one and I will think it is overpowered ๐
I misread it as goon instead of gloon
it kinda looks like chewed bubblegum
Dear dear gloon
You look like a balloon
You look weird
I like to imagine you with a beard
โ plastic bag
Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like a barrel eye fish
Is it just me or is it cute? It is a giant frog with big eyes