I read this as gloom, me: da heck, Ganondorf in ARK now?

it kinda looks like chewed bubblegum

It’s a goofy looking frog lizard. Need I say more?

Dear dear gloon

You look like a balloon

You look weird

I like to imagine you with a beard

— plastic bag

I took a good look into its eyes..

🎶DUN DUN

or were it even eyes???

🎶DUN DUN

I was now very confused…

🎶DUN DUN

then I took one last good look at it…

🎶DUN DUN

then it killed me.

I misread it as goon instead of gloon

Gloon. Gloon. WHY GLOON?

I am gloon

I’m a balloon

And if u go near me.

You won’t see the next day to be happy

I tamed one and I will think it is overpowered 😅