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I used a piece of cheese to lead it into a cave. Then it saw me and ripped off one of my limbs thankfully I had a metal arm so while it was eating my arm I took a sniper rifle and I shot it (350 no scope) I fed it my enemy’s and then it was happy it got tamed then it got free food and I got free protection now whenever there’s trouble I throw cheese to him and he farts it’s so stinky I need a hazmat suit if not I’ll die instantly

(Cheese makes him fart very loud and stinky) I name him autistic bigfoot

He has autism and a mental problem with ripping off my limbs when I’m sleeping even thow he’s tame

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