Lol if you type in “bigfoot” this will appear.

😂😂😂

1. get monke

2. yoink birb

3. ride monke

4. yoink birb's pookie with monke

5. gib monke thicc hat

6. profit

Closest thing ark has to slavery…

These things should be able to wear full armor, use melee weapons and shoot guns.

Paint it black like a gorilla, equip a helmet with the Nerdry Glasses skin, and you have Overwatch’s Winston.

When me and my brother first started playing ARK we spawned in the Redwoods on the Center by the shore and we saw one of these guys just walking around. We had nothing so we didn't have anything to lose, so we walked up to him. I guess either I wasn't close enough to aggro him, and maybe my brother wasn't either so I kept walking around and my brother was just chillin with him and all of a sudden he punches my brother into next week!

R.I.P Harambe

He will alwayse be with us in our hearts.

Gone but not forgotten :(

Name the females Ur Mom and you can tell people your riding Ur Mom around, it gets the room talking

And this used to be a small dodrex

Nah this is sooo big that I bet jupiter is jealous

“I used to own one back in my day”-👴🏻

Big Monke likes to eat

Big Monke likes to defeat

Real people fight it with fists

-Dead Survivor

He Protec

He attac

But most importantly

He want his swamp bac

Me

Ima tame this guy, sees him destroy a pack of terror birds and five Carnos

Looks at me like “you’re next bucko”

Me

Never mind

Tried to berry tame one but got too close and he turns around a looks at me like THATS NOT SIX FEET and whoops me in 3 hits.

When I’m lonely I talk to these…

And sometimes they talk back…

When I get one I'll paint his hair yellow, face orange, and a blue suit on his chest. Then I'll build multiple golf courses, a huge wall, and a never used white building for him.

Gives a whole new definition to the word YEET.

Don't give it the red flower

Unless you want to burn the jungle, then go go for it